reblog if u mad chill

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a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

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*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa


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an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

Naming my child
  • Wife: so what do you wanna name our child ?
  • Me: .....
  • Wife: ...any suggestions?
  • Me: *pulls out list of anime names*
  • facebook: cant show nipples
  • instagram: cant show nipples
  • tumblr: anal sex gifs


alot of cute girls on here

gotta ignore em all

pretend they don’t exist

evade the thirst

*does matrix maneuvers, loses balance, falls to the ground*

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